kitchen_witchesThursday, January 22

In the comic play Kitchen Witches, two female home cooks who’ve despised one another for years get thrown together on a cable-access cooking show, and soon “the insults are flung harder than the food!” Opens tonight at Waterville Opera House (93 Main St., Waterville) at 7 p.m. and continues through Jan. 25. Tix: $20 ($18 seniors and youth). 873-7000. operahouse.org.