Wednesday, March 26

The Portland Facial Hair Fest is growing like … well, you know what. In addition to the Stache Pag (held this year at Ocean Gateway on March 29), organizers have added a film festival, a farmers market (?) and a special edition of the Clash of the Titans cover-song battle. Tonight’s “Clache Pag” pits the beards of ZZ Top against the marvelously mustachioed Freddie Mercury’s Queen, at Empire (575 Congress St., Portland) at 10 p.m. Tix: $6 (21+). 747-5063. stachepag.com.